interface
The one-way exit
Looks like an emergency stop, behaves like an eject seat with no parachute. You can mash it, but the only thing that changes is the log.
press to donate iq and liquidity
BIG RED RUG BUTTON.
This is the emergency exit, but it only opens one way. Every press is a tiny ceremony where you sacrifice slippage, dignity, and a small slice of brain cells to the dev’s next “stealth” project.
- 🧨audited by absolutely nobody — that’s the charm.
- 🧠each click donates IQ and a market order to the void.
- 🎯if it’s red and shiny, you will press it. we know our market.
Rug console
The log below prints a new line every time someone caves and presses the button. It’s not on-chain, but the feeling is very much real.
> booting rug protocol... waiting for first brave click.
presses so far:
0
0–2: curiosity phase
3–6: liquidity donation
7+: certified $RUG enjoyer
average imagined stealth projects funded:
0
Each click allegedly spins up one new “totally undoxxed but trust” idea in the dev’s mind. Pure roleplay, zero guarantees.
What the button really does
Rug Button is a meme about that moment when you know you shouldn’t, your cursor hovers, and you click anyway. It’s not a tool, it’s a mirror.
culture
Rug veterans club
Airdrop eligibility joke is simple: if you’ve been rugged at least twice, you already understand the punchline and probably laughed anyway.
honesty
No promises, just pixels
No complicated utility claims. No hidden mechanics. Just a red button, a log, and a polite reminder not to trust shiny things blindly.
Are you rugged enough?
- ☐you’ve sent at least one “is this dead?” message in a group chat.
- ☐you’ve watched liquidity vanish in real time while pretending it was “healthy rotation”.
- ☐you once refreshed a chart so many times that the exchange logged you out.
- ☐you still pressed the button after reading this entire page.
min. 2 documented rugs
bonus tier: pressed red buttons before reading docs
self-reported ruggedness
Tap the Rug Button a few times to light these bars up. Purely cosmetic, just like most promises you’ve believed before.
FAQ before you press
Rug Button is satire. It doesn’t send real funds or execute trades from this page. It exists to poke fun at how often we collectively fall for big red buttons on the internet.
Does pressing the button here move any real money?
No. The on-page button is just an animation and a counter. Any actual trading decisions should be made somewhere else, with care and without hype.
Is $RUG promising profits or returns?
Absolutely not. This is a meme token and a character. There are no guarantees of performance, no secret yield, and no roadmap that claims otherwise.
What does “press to donate IQ and liquidity” really mean?
It’s a joke about impulsive clicks and market orders. You should never treat a meme like this as serious investment advice or a reason to ignore risk.
Who audited Rug Button?
Lore answer: “absolutely nobody, that’s the charm.” Real answer: always do your own research before interacting with any real contracts or tokens.